Billy doesn't get it, but then it turns out the story is on page 69 of their book. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Billy Madison Sometimes I feel like an idiot. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listen to it. Nowadays kids tend to get in and get their classes taken care of quickly and easily, or they do it online. He falls in love with Veronica Vaughn Bridgette Wilson , his beautiful 3rd grade teacher, along the way.
Get it all messed up? Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade? I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. The first day of school can be, in a word, terrifying, but with the right playlist you can walk in feeling like you own the place. I just need to get my new routine underway. Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Note, though, that before Billy strikes a deal to graduate legitimately, this actually does temporarily convince Billy's father to hand the reins over to Eric. Want to touch the hiney! At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy! Dan: Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver. Billy: Oh, no you didn't. One girl is actually a newlywed like, myself. If Brian had given control of the company to Carl instead of Eric, chances are there would be no movie. Billy: Yeah, so what's your point? I can't go to school. Billy: Here's a nice piece of shit! Bus Driver: Get on the bus here. Dan: An air-air-air-p-p-p-p-plane f-f-flying t-t-t.
Is anybody listening to me? Of course, he requires a double-dare before he'll go through with it and Veronica treats it the same way as she would with any other third-grader, but he still got away with it. Stop lookin' at me, swan! It could be our milk. The page quote is the Principal's response to the screed. Frank When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job. Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk. You want some of this milk? Billy even does a , pointing out that the moderator's reaction was a bit excessive.
But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Veronica: Billy, why are you acting like this? Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits! It happens to all of us. I hate adjusting to new situations. His father is impressed by the thoroughness and the fact that Billy actually set up a significant challenge for himself, influencing his decision to go through with it. Last updated Feb 05 2019.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. Old man Clements hates shit! One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. If you are the kind who cannot tolerate 's over-the-top kind of comedy, stay off this one. In Billy Madison, Adam Sandler redefines 'idiot' as he portrays Billy Madison. Unlike , Sandler does not rely on goofy antics to draw an audience. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. He has the ability to be hilarious in an annoying sort of way.
Old Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Everybody my age pees their pants; it's the coolest! Billy: Jack Nicholson now or 1974? Veronica Vaughn: Making fun of a little kid trying to read! Billy has to prove he isn't one. Billy is required to give one of these describing how a work of literature reflects the changes the Industrial Revolution had on the modern novel as part of the climactic general knowledge quiz. Janitor: I'd rather have a beer. And save his life at the end. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
One of the things that Billy found out at the beginning of the movie was that his father had paid off his teachers to let Billy win a spelling bee in first grade, even though he spelt the work 'rock' without the 'c'. Call the fire department; this one's out of control! I'll do each grade in 2 weeks, take the test, re-graduate, prove to you i'm not a idiot, and i get to take over Madison Hotels. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. I can only imagine what it would have been like to stand in line while someone at the front of the line was trying to make up their mind on what they wanted to take. Lunch Lady: Have some more Sloppy Joes. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Did the penguin tell you to do this? Only 9 more hours until I have to wake up and get ready for school! Then Billy turns to the headmaster to find out how he did, and the response is the quote at the top of the page.
The first day for First Years seems a little daunting to be honest, but it definitely sets the kids on a well-defined path. Related quizzes can be found here: There are 95 questions on this topic. Billy Madison: You know somethin'? Billy: It's Nudie Magazine Day!! He would trade his remaining banana for a kid's remaining Snack Pack. Hell, he even sings a little song about it. I'll get you damn kids for this! They just drift through life like lumps of crap. He blackmails Billy's principal into claiming Billy bribed him.
He's seen crossing Billy off of a hit list after they make peace. After seeing him behave like a drunken, hedonistic man-child for most of the movie, this is our first indication that he actually does have an understanding of principles like hard work, responsibility and dedication,. It's also noteworthy that, after some , Billy himself concludes that he's not cut out for the management of a large company and turns it over to Carl, who is both competent and not a Jerkass. I bet you thought that I was dead! It finally triggers a Brick Joke in the third act, killing the O'Doyles. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants! Billy: singing while relaxing in his pool Suntan lotion is good for me; you protect me, tee-hee-hee! Ernie peed his pants, too.